Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Would You Rather?

This weekend, I found myself hanging out with some friends by U,C,F (which is across town for me). I try not to make it a habit to go there when I don't have class or therapy, but after moving with the brudder and sis in law on sat (can I just admit that I was about 2 hrs late for that...damn sat afternoon naps...lol), i got a call from one of my good friend's in the speech program who wanted to do a night of board games. I was down, and despite the weather, I drove my newly repaired honey 45min to the east side (avoiding an idiotic driver who stopped short, FU--ER!... bringin it in cause that is very un-Christ-like...). Anyway... we were sitting around waiting for her roommates friends to show up, talking and laughing, and just decided to play a simple game that didn't require too many people (since her roommates people were MIA). And what's the best game to play when you are interested in the mentality of the people around you? That's right folks- Woul.d Y.ou R.ather was in full affect. But me being me got real bored with the questions and decided to adjust the type of questions. Thus the game evolved in Naughty Woul.d Y.ou R.ather.... and because some of these questions were hilarious and thought provoking... I decided to transfer the questions here and see who is bold enough to answer these questions honestly.... So who's up for it? Alright... Here are the questions:


Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
get oral sex from an incredibly unattractive person who becomes clingy, or sex with someone who is breathe taking with a small penis/ wide open pussy who cannot provide oral?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
have sex on a bed of nails or hot coals?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
be considered a whore or a prude?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
suck a homeless person's toes or provide oral sex?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
have sex in front of your parents or only have access to giving and getting oral for the next 5yrs?
Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
be naked on tv for all the world to see, or be naked in class/at work?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
have non harmful constant genital itching (non curable) or puss exuding facial blisters?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
pee on your partner during sex, or fart loudly in a room of attractive people?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
have sex with an inanimate object for life, or sex with a mentally retarded person for life?

Woul.d Y.ou R.ather...
be confined in a room with every enjoyable electronic device known to man (including the Internet) but never have any person to person contact, or confined with your best friend (or lover) for the rest of your life?


Think on that...lol
*anxiously awaiting the responses*

25 comments:

cherry's kid said...

1. Clingy
2. bed of nails
3. prude
4. oral
5. oral
6. world
7. itching
8. fart
9. inanimate object
10. internet all day!!! LOL!!! after a while you can't stand that person!!! at least I change the subject I'm watching if it's tv or internet!!!

Adei von K said...

question: can you put a bag over ugly person's head? nevermind, i can't do ugly so...
1. breathtaking
2. bed of nails
3. prude
4. homeless toes
5. oral 4 5 years

i don't do naked!!!! fine.

6. tv
7. itching. again, i don't do ugly and i can't imagine puss blisters being attractive.
8. fart
9. inanimate object
10. confined with BFF

who? said...

1. Wide Mouth, because there's no commitment anyway... one and done...

2. coals. my back will burn but at least there's no nail lodged in my spine

3. a prude, because then I can shock chicks I'm with with my whorish antics

4. provide oral to a homeless person, you mean? ew. I would take them home for a shower, then oral...

5. oral for the next 5 years.

6. naked on tv, because then I'll have chicks nationwide trying to bang

sidenote: Desy you a cold freak for some of these questions...

7. genital itching... definitely... unless the blisters go away

8. I'ma pee on my partner... because thenn I could have time to explain the kink after I got it... farting is inexcusable when you haven't got it yet...

9. WTF?

10.stuck with the internet.... no wait the lover... either way, eventually, you'll go insane within a few years of it. that's a hard one.

MsRoxy said...

1.Breathtaking
2.Bed of nails (if there's enough to support my weight I should be cool)
3.Well a prude of course
4. Toes
5. (Ok this should be "have sex in front of parents or get shot in the face".... STILL debatable....)
5 years!
6. On tv
7.Itching
8. "I wanna piss on you..." lol. love Chappelle
9. Inanimate object...although...hmm..this is a tuffy.
10. Lover

Rashan Jamal said...

Why??? Why ask these impossible ass questions??? I'll try to answer, but don't hold me to them...

1. this question is just too wrong. I'll go with the chasm girl. At least she'll leave eventually.
2. coals If people can walk across them, I can f... never mind
3. prude, although if I'm answering this I cant really be a prude.
4. For real? The smells would prevent me from doing either. if i had to choose, we'll go with toes.
5. Definitely oral. Sometimes that's better anyway.
6. Tv, cuz they don't know me
7. how itchy? i'll go with the itchy
8. fart loudly, I can always say excuse me or make it into a joke. There's no coming back from a golden shower
9. how retarded are we talking? I'll go with the actual person. Men don't have toys like women
10. Need some human contact, even if people get on my nerves

Chari said...

1.Clingy
2.Hot Coals
3.Prude
4.oral sex! (cuz I love doin d@!)
5.depends on when...buh mayn man shall not lie by oral alone...
6.in class/work
7.neither!
8.girl where'd u get this ish from? pee!
9.neither! cuz they both cant respond
10.confined to bestie!

Ms. emmotions said...

ah ! this a lot !

1. hmm clingy
2. hot coals ...naturally
3. prude of course !
4. not able to do any !
5. have sex in front of parents abeg
6. in class only pls!
7.none !
8. fart ooo , i dont mind
9. OMG !
10.,lover , i know i wil get bored after 5oyrs but thats better compared to not having anyone talk 2

soumynona said...

Desy you are cracking me up with these questions. I used to think like this until I got some (just kidding =>)
1. I haven't met a Vajay jay too wide for ya boy =>
2. Coals bc I can wear shoes and hit that ish standing up
3. Prude so I can throw that game on ya
4. I would def wash her homeless feet and give her the toe sucking of her little homeless life - lol

5. there was a time when that was all - lick a little low and get a little blow - LOL

6. At the job bc they know me on the big screen and I cant have errrbody calling me

7. Grose, but lets go with the acne and full strength pro-active. I can't just walk around scratching my nuts all day

8. Sheeeed, i've already done both of these - LOL

9. LMAO, I'll be bangin the hell out of the mentally challenged. Backing that thing up is instinctual so she'll be alright

10. I'm a people person and like Jamie Foxx says, One plus one ain't two when you messing with me, I can make ish unpredictable

Charles said...

These are some ill ass questions...
1. I'll go with open for the same reason as Cannon
2. hot coals
3. Prude
4. ewww...ummm...toes I guess...
5. giving and getting oral...
6. class/work. cause on tv people can record that ish...
7. yeah, we'll go with the overactive acne
8. ummm...urine I guess
9. I'll go with the retarded girl
10. I need personj to person contact. That was a no brainer, even for a computer nerd like me.

kit von b. said...

1. fuck. this is hard...breathe taking with a smaller wanker.
2. coals
3.lmao. everyone thinks i'm a whore already. i'll be dat.
4. ooooooooh. toesies.
5. LAWD. i'd be mortified. i'm daddy's little girl! 5 years? i think?
6. class
7. acne. def.
8. i need to be touched :)
9. the lover. 100%

-KB

1/3 said...

LOL wow at these questions Desy lol

1.breath takin small penis guy is cool with me lol

2.nails. at least that heals better
3.a prude
4.wait do I know the person id could potentially be giving oral too..if not toes! thats less dangerous lol
5.5 yrs of oral..parents would kill and who knows what else lol
6.class/work..less people see me lol
7.blisters..itching couldnt deal with it
8.fart..its natural lol
9.eww neither but inanimate object..
10.person to person contact. electronics get boring after while

Eb the Celeb said...

1. sex with someone who is breathe taking with a small penis (you didnt say he cant give good head, that has definitely made up for the lack in the past)

2. now what the heck kind of questions is this... either way you gon be f'ed up... I guess I will go with the coals

3. Prude

4. oral sex... I have seen plenty of homeless toes in nyc and they are the most disgusting unsanitary thing that I ever did see... no way I would even want to give one a pedicure let alone put my mouth on them...ewe!


5. I would get head for 5 years for 1,000 Alex... you aint say I couldnt use my dildo for penetration

6. I would hope that if I am on TV that I am getting paid for it so I will take TV...

7. I'd take the genital itching... at least you can act liek aint nothing wrong... if somethings on ya face everyone knows... ewe
have non harmful constant genital itching (non curable) or puss exuding facial blisters?


8. OK Virgin Desy, what the heck is up with all the sexual questions missy...I'd fart... we all fart right... even attractive people... you didnt say it had to be a loud stinky one... it could be a quiet non-smelly one...lol

9. Just cuz he retarded dont mean he cant lay the pipe... I'm taking the human being over the object


10. I'd take the internet... I get tired of people anyway... the net has porn, and I can have a webcam to see whoever I want to see when I need to see them... I will have my music and my dvds... i will be fine.

dessex said...

1. lol I will take clingy
2. well damn how do you pick between these two, nails I guess
3.prude
4. oral lol
5. oral
6.naked in class/work
7. how bout neither
8. pee i guess lol
9 neither
10. room with my lover/best friend

flawsandall said...

dem this are are some hard option...chronic case of pick your poison
1. sex with someone who is breathe taking with a small penis....they say its not the size but the movement right? so he betsa know how to move

2...jesus, coals of course..you know what i dont know..they both sound equally painfully..I just think with the wait of the person on you, the nails dig deeper..eek
3. prude all day...

4.oral of course

5.no brainer..have acess to giving and getting

6. naked in class at work of course..

7. damn thats a hard one...i'll go with the constant genital itching..fuck i dont know mehn..lol

8.fart fart fart...with a really pungent smell...they are unattractive right? lol

9.hello.. inanimate objects mehn..i hope that includes vibrators and dildos..lol

10.romm with best/friend or lover

Hadassah said...

Dang!

1. Oral sex with the unattractive.

2. how do you do that?? lol! neither lol!

3. prude

4. oral

5.most def give and get

6.naked in clss or work

7. hahahahahaha constant geita l itching ..... omg sheesh!

8.fart lol!

9. OMG! OMG! OMG!

10. best friend or lover!

man if I would answer all thee questions with neither! but if i had too the above would be the answers

Sexxy Luv said...

Oral from Mr. Clingy
Hot Coals
Prude
Provide
next 5 years of oral
I'll take being naked on tv, I work with only (W's)
Genital Itch
Do the R.Kelly
Inanimate object
I would be with the lover for life, at least we enjoy each other. :)

Don said...

confined with female

define inanimate

fart

hold up...i can't answer these questions. i will have to come back when my stomach is no longer full.

Buttercup said...

hmmmmmmmmmm......

1.oral from an unattractive person..i could always close my eyes..
2.hot coals..sounds kinky lol..
3.prude..
4.provide oral sex..i dont do toes..
5.parents??? def givin n gettin oral..
6.on tv..it'll be too personal at work/class..
7.i know u dont want us sayin neither, so i'll go wit the facial blisters(u ddnt say they were non-curable)..
8.pee on my partner, we'll take a lovely shower afterwards..lol..
9.def an inanimate object..i dont want no retard cuttin any vital part of me off..
10.def my bestie!

soupasexy said...

homeless toes ke? hellz naw!

Jinta said...

1. wide open pussy (ugh! did i say that?)
2. bed of nails
3. prude
4. omg! toes
5. Oh no! not my parents!oral
6. naked in class - damage limitation
7. genital itching, anytime
8. pee, let's go
9. mentally retarded (and proptly throws up)
10. with g/f, at least there's someone to talk to

Anonymous said...

I'm scurred of all of these questions. Is this what the young folk are talking about these days?!?

Desy said...

hahaha@ journ.... it was just us bein silly... nice to see u round these parts

Thank you to all for responding... I really enjoyed reading your choices

Anonymous said...

Cool. We simply MUST write together again soon.

Brittany said...

1.small penis
2.nails
3.prude
4.oral-you don't even want to see the vivid pic I have in my mind of this one homeless guys feet. EWWW
5.giving and getting
6.neither..omg
7.itching
8.pee
9.object
10.friend

guerreiranigeriana said...

you this desy!!!!...
...1)...ugly or small dick?...pass me a book or a dildo, please!...

...2)...doesn't matter...he'll be standing and i'll have my legs wrapped around his waist...

...3)...prude so i can surprise his ass!!...

...4)...neither!!!...just f*ck&ng disgusting!!!!...

...5)...in front of the rents...they'll close their eyes...

...6)...class...easier for damage control...

...7)...eww!!!...just foul!!...neither...

...8)...OMIGOD!!!!...i guess i'd fart...

...9)...pass me the m*th^rf@ck#ng dildo!!!...

...10)...lover all day!!!....

...where are your responses?...