You ever... wanted to switch places with anyone that wasn't you just so that you could lose your mind for a minute in someone else's world and then come back to yourself like nothing happened?
You ever... wonder what it would be like if you were Darius or Nina (Love Jones reference)?
You ever...had something so great to post about, but when you got home, you completely forgot what the hell it was and you ended up writing something completely different?
You ever... made the worst dinner in your life, but had nothing else to eat and no money so you ate it anyway?
You ever... heard a story so good, then when you are sad or angry, you think about it and it makes you smile or laugh?
You ever...wonder about what a fellow blogger might be doing at any moment in your day, even though you've never spoken to them?
You ever...find yourself going to a movie alone because.... well... just cause?
You ever... flirt just because the attention was nice, even though you kind of knew that that was as far as it would go?
You ever... think about that special someone and scroll through your phone debating on dialing
You ever...been so hungry that even though you dropped that food item on the ground, you kiss it to the sky and ate it anyway (Eddie Murphy style...lol)? or sang that song 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt, put it ya mouth, see if it works'
You ever...got so incredibly drunk that you and your tv had a long one on one about the state of our nation and who might potentially win the democratic vote?
You ever... get mad cause you spilled red kool aid on (insert: couch, carpet, clothing, car) and just KNEW that shyt wouldn't come out?
You ever... sat in class knowing that every word coming out your professors mouth was just the soundtrack to your daydreaming.
You ever...jump from blog to blog multiple times a day while going back to your own every so often to check to see if there is a new comment?
You ever... make up a bullshit post because you have nothing to talk about but you have a schedule to follow so you just put up whatever comes to mind? yeah... me too...lol
A blog dialogue-'The Wedding' currently in progress....
22 comments:
No, because I realize that I'd probably enjoy it more and be overly frustrated when I return to me... unless I could control that person's mind and make him give me money.
No. Still haven't sat through the whole movie.
No... I'm an amazing cook, and everything I make is the shit.
No, not a story. Yes, I think about the good times when I'm upset.
No... no.
No. always have somebody by my side, unless I got a bootleg, in which case, I usually sit in the house and watch alone
No, because I always have reasons to flirt. I don't like doing it just because.
Yes.
of course.
I've been pretty drunk, but I don't believe I've ever hit that point.
no... kinda carefree about that... not dirty, but don't stress it much
always, when I went to Community
sometimes, but mostly because I usually can't comment on either until later in the day anyway
have you read my blog?
can't wait for that new dialog
I'm too egocentric to change places with anyone...except whoever is dating Gabrielle Union
We kinda recreated the whole Love Jones vibe back in the day, although not specifically Darius and Nina
All the time, I started saving my ideas to my phone so I wouldnt forget
Nope, I'm a culinary genius... or I just don't care enough
Yep
Not anymore, although I used to be that blog obsessed
I used to, now i just wait for the dvd
All the time. Most of my flirting is unintentional anyway.
If that person is special, I'll just call. Sometimes with a new person I'll debate if I'm calling too soon
Never been that hungry. Or never dropped food when I was that hungry.
Never talked to my tv, that sounds more like weed than drink
red koolaid doesn't ever come up, sometimes it'll get pink, but you can always see it. i knew a girl that dyed her hair with koolaid
When I was in school, all I did was write lyrics for my album that never got recorded.
Only my top 3 that I have on my phone.
I'm all about the bs post. I used to do tags and memes just to say that I posted.
Oh God, who's getting married? I got the bachelor party on lock. I'll supply all the skrippers. LOL
yes to all of them apart from the "being drunk and having debates with your tv" lol
Of course! I even I need to get away from my constant overthinking lol
Um no..dont kill me but I wasnt a big fan of that movie for some reason
YES!!! To stop doing that I know write blogs in class lol. Not a good look I know lol
naw..lucky me!!
lol yea I do that more so from past convos
Yea allll the time :sigh:
lol no I'm scared to go to the movies alone for some reason lol
Yea all the time but I'm not calling that number
LOL yea! We all have to eat a lil dirt lol
Nope I think you beat me there lol
LOL yea unfortunately I spilled some on my white shirt at a cook out once...I was so pissed! lol
Yea especially in My givt class. I really cant stand politics lol
LOL yea on really slow days for me.
LOL check the last post lol
Cant wait to read your blog dialogue!
yes to all...geez mayn r u alryt???? we're kinda so alike!
jump from blog to blog multiple times a day while going back to your own every so often to check to see if there is a new comment? all day.
i don't wonder what bloggers are doing but i do think about them when i see something they posted about.
i don't eat food off the ground but have no prob going to a movie, shopping, or eating alone. you get used to it when you don't know people where you live. i write post ideas in my planner.
girl, i don't mind eating food off the floor. builds antibodies!!
red kool aid should be banned. there shouldn't be anything that NOTHING can get out!! i HATE that!
on saturdays, my days consist of blog jumping!
i don't wonder about other bloggers. my mind is pretty spotless till something immediate happens.
who are you thinking of??? hmmmmm?
i like these stream of consc. posts!
You ever...been so hungry that even though you dropped that food item on the ground, you kiss it to the sky and ate it anyway (Eddie Murphy style...lol)? or sang that song 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt, put it ya mouth, see if it works'
You ever...had something so great to post about, but when you got home, you completely forgot what the hell it was and you ended up writing something completely different?
You ever... made the worst dinner in your life, but had nothing else to eat and no money so you ate it anyway?
You ever...jump from blog to blog multiple times a day while going back to your own every so often to check to see if there is a new comment?
You ever... make up a bullshit post because you have nothing to talk about but you have a schedule to follow so you just put up whatever comes to mind? yeah... me too...lol
Yes so totally!
iv done everything on this list except go to alone and have discussions WITH my t.v.
-KB
This was cute. Yes to most except the drunken bit with the TV. I have, however, been so drunk that I couldn't stop giggling and talking. My brain was telling me to shut the hell up, but my mouth just kept going and going, and going. I swore never to drink Gold Schlager again in my LIFE! LOL
funny questions
one time i was so drunk with my cousin that we went to the bar, i went to the bathroom and i didn't comeout for over 2 hours lol
i fell asleep with my pants down on the toilet lol
that was crazy but strangely enough it wasn't the only time
and yeah i'mma blog narcissist
i'm always checkin my blog to see if somebody came there
but unfortunately you haven't been by there that often lately
LMAO@Queen!!!
Yes to almost all of these, except drunkenly talking to my TV. Hell...I do that stone cold sober! Especially if it's a good b-ball game!
Can't wait to read The Wedding!
seeing how my name is Darrius (with two R's instead of the one) I have wonder what it would be like to be Darius in the movie. I have a thing for Nia Long.
There has been plenty of times when I wanted to blog about something but as soon I got to the computer somehow I forget. That is the worst.
To all of the above, my answer is YES!
Good one.
Was this what you wanted to blog about?
yep, sometimes i blog-hop
and i can even be a comment-whore
yep, when im sad i think of this story about how my friend ran into a divider in the middle of traffic
lmao.
funny stuff
i've spilled sunkist orange on stuff.
its pretty hard to get that out of fabric
and yes, i got my big-girl on before and went to the movies solo
a very liberating experience
-1-
hmm.. switch places? of course.. why not. if i could be M Jordan, id feel great
I love "love jones" so of course..
I was gonna post about the kanye concert but forgot most of the stuff I wanted to say by the time i got home..
LOL. I burnt chicken bad one time.. but was so hungry.. so i munched
yea, I have a few stories like that.
Of course, what you doin right now desy? LOL
I like movies alone. It allows me to create my own idea of that movie.
I think everyone has flirted for attention.
I have looked b4 at a number and thought about it.. yea
5 second rule!!
No. never gotten that drunk LOL
and yea i blog hop, of course! who doesnt?
Not really
Yeaaaaaaah : )
Something like that
Yep.
Oh yes. A plethora
Yeah...
Oh, yes. That's my me time.
Naw, I'm just sweet just because.
Nah.
Hex yeah. On the counter. Or white sweater. But some bleach will do.
Yep.
Nah.
No, but I do write bs blogs because I enjoy randomness
Can- always have a reason huh? Getting dah butty?
Rah-hahaha, I've been havin a hard time keepin my blog schedule this week… hence the bs post…lol
Zeph-so you understand me…lol
1/3-if u ever get the chance to see a movie alone in the near future… try it… it really is great, liberating, and so many other words that I can't think of cause I'm tired
Char- don't u kno I was ur best friend in another life…?lol
Jam-you are SO organized… planner notation for blog post. So much better than me…lol
Stace- I have alotta bloggers that my mind wanders to, but the lingering usually happens for a select few
Hadassah- so many things we have in common… amazes me
Kb- so who/what do u talk to when u are drunk?
Queen-lmao at the incessant discourse… girl, you better find a way to rein it in…haaha
James- I swing thru, but I don't comment unless I have something good to contribute… and I know it's been awhile, but trust you aren't the only one getting neglected
Diva-mmmmm cold stone… love that place.. Gonna make a girl have a late night cravin
Dessex- aint it tho….smh, it really does occur too many times for me to really let it slide
Tob-Welcome, and no… but I get tired of talkin about my school life sometimes
i.can't- I actually enjoy it at times more than the company of friends… but sometimes (especially when the fro is out), I get approached by 12yr olds and it gets uncomfortable and awkward
Swag- hahaha, wanna know what I'm doin? Now why can't I wrap my head around believin that…lol…
Roxy- hopefully soon you'll be blog addicted also write for the ability to entertain your audience (a lovely exercise)….
yes, yes, yes to everything except being incredibly drunk in front of the TV! I have so ever..lol
Lmao!
very well written Desy
so funny a post...and mad kisses to you for the love jones reference!!!...love that movie...one of my favorites!!!..
...yes to all except the drunken debate with tv...haha...never been that drunk and don't own a tv or didn't when i would drink...and the kool-aid one...oh and the movies alone one...tooo chicken shit...
One thing I cannot do and that is eat something nasty. This is why I am such a great cook. I have been since I was 12. And I would flirt with anyone for fun...what you doing tonight Desy??
Yeah I do wonder about what some bloggers get up to... one in particular comes up more in my mind. I don't know them. But I'm very curious. first time here BTW.
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