Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Memories

Guess who got her car back yesterday??? *BIG HUGE SMILE*
After a month of dealing with this bullshit... I finally got her back and she was such a site for sore eyes... I was so happy to get her back that I drove around for awhile rather than taking her straight home (which I would usually mind due to gas prices, but I got a gas voucher from the dealership to fill my tank so I was chillin). I also got a free oil change. It didn't make up for the fact that they steadily told me my car would be ready when and never was, but it definitely helped...

Moving on... I was working with my 3yr old client today (who actually showed some serious improvement today... FINALLY, the fruits of this tedious labor) when I began thinkin about my own childhood. I started thinking about the things that made it great and why I miss it sometimes... So in true Steve Harvey Morning Show fashion... I've created the


Top 10 Reasons Why I Miss My Youth:

Number 10!I didn't have to worry about a thing back that. I was fed when I was hungry. I took at nap when I was sleepy. I was always dressed in the flyest gear back that (at least to me). And to top it all off, I had that secret language that only my peers knew about. :Sigh:

Number 9!


I cannot get down like this anymore in school. I mean, I have been known to sleep or eat in class, but we don't actually take a break from lecture to truly appreciate a good nap time or snack time. Instead I have to stuff my face whenever I can; and be abruptly woken up when I am sleeping because I was suppose to be paying attention. Man, whatever. If we had a nap time, my sleeping would be a none issue...lol

Number 8! No one could tell me anything when this show was on because all they would get: a 30 sec to one minute delay promptly followed by 'huh?' I was so incredibly engrossed in this show and whatever book he was recommending for the day/week. To this day, I can still sing the theme song without missin a note... *thinking of that being the first utterz post.....naaaaaahhhh..lol*

Number 7!I still remember waiting for my dad in front of Mollie Ray Elementary School (bad ass school..lol) playing pattycake, or whatever hand game was popular at the time with Kesha. (I tried to post two little black girls, but for some reason it wouldn't upload... I think blogger gotta thing against brown people uploads...haha)


Number 6!I actually don't know too many black Americans that played in the rain... but I knew sooooo many haitians and jamaicans that did it when I lived in Miami. We would be outside playing when the weather would suddenly change (cause you know that sunshine state theory is just that...a theory), but none of us would go inside. We would just keep playing and specifically look for puddles to jump in. That always resulted in a lecture/spanking, but whatever... It was worth it.



Number 5!I begged for months for one of these. My dad very rarely bought anything sweet; and he almost NEVER bought candy. Mostly, I didn't care cause I wasn't used to having it, so whatever. But to add the candy element to the jewelry element was too much for me. I even cried... Of course, I was met with a swift smack, and I didn't get it that day, but eventually, I got the pleasure of the ring pop. And what I found out? It wasn't all that amazing... my finger got all sticky and that plastic protector got on my nerves....lol.



Number 4!



The BEST part of my day... RECESS!!!!! I would look at that clock waiting for the moment when the long hand would hit the 1 and the short hand would hit the 3. The bell would ring and a sea my peers would be flying at top speed to hit the swings. Nothing felt like the swings and I'll be damned if I could not stay on that sucker for the entire recess. Of course that was not allowed... we had to take turns... but I did my best to get at least 2 turns during one recess session. It also protected me from the 'hunchin' that was goin... horny children...lol


Number 3!


:Sigh: I don't even know why they make scary movies anymore. Nothing does it to me like Freddy. I mean, I had nightmares for more than half of my life... and '1 2 freddy's comin for you, 3 4 better shut the door...' has yet to leave my mental. I FREAKED OUT when seeing this movie and there has been nothing to date that has reached this level (even tho Chuckie came close...)



Number 2




'Get mad! Get mad!' My brother's words still ring in my ears... He felt that when I got mad, that's when I ran the fastest. That's what we did when we played outside, now that I come to think of it: Compete. We would race, play basketball, football, and tag. My brother always wanted me to be the best. In his opinion, I should have been a track star, but I had little to no passion for running (even tho I did beat all the boys on the block). Man, I still have scars on my knees from all those antics...


And the Number 1 Reason why I miss my childhood


Drumroll Please................





Everyone and their cousin should know about this video. It is the quintessential video representation of how a child feels when the ice cream truck comes around. That feeling... has no words....

23 comments:

Jazzy said...

Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cried!

Awwwwwwwww...that was back when I loved me some Eddie...even though I was one of those kids "on the welfare" who couldn't "afford it (the ice cream)"! LOL!!

My youngest sister on the other hand could hear the ice cream truck from a mile away and would cry hard enough to pass out unless we got her something!

dejanae said...

lol
maaaaaaaaaaaaan
u already know reading rainbow was my shit
whaaaat
the ice cream man new me son

p_nami said...

READING RAINBOW?! You took it back...I LOOOOOVED that show.

And Freddy...I was always the youngest in the movie theater because I would go with my sister who is 7 yrs older than me!

One Man’s Opinion said...

I feel so foolish. I have been going to your other site. I was wondering why you never updated. LOL. Thanks for the mention in the post.

I loved Reading Rainbow. Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high....

Yes, I love the ice cream parady. I will say this much...Eddi was wrong for that out fit. Who knew? All that leather, no shirt and tight ass pants. You just know he had yeast infections out the butt, all the time.

Rashan Jamal said...

"a 30 sec to one minute delay promptly followed by 'huh?'"

Were you watching reading rainbow on Sunday? LOL

The Eddie Murphy joint was hilarious. We used to be just like that.

Ring Pops were the joint. Had to be the purple one. Matter of fact, I'm bout to go get one right now. Think I'm playing? I'm not.

Good Post!

Jameil said...

"i got some iiiiiiiice creeeam" the rainbow was the joint! i couldn't stand the sticky fingers from ring pops either. let rj know he'll look real suspect givin it to a ring pop. might as well do the side eye. playing in the rain? ol fake black girl. no indeed!! do you know i make my white coworkers yell out the numbers like steve harvey does? LOVE IT!!

1/3 said...

Your number 10 reason is my number 1 why I miss being a kid. I gets no sleep now lol. Nap time used to be the greatest lol

I used to love reading rainbow!

LOL eddie murphy is hilarious. I STILL go crazy when I hear the ice cream truck. I'm a big kid at heart lol

Eb the Celeb said...

OMG... ring pops mmmmmmm

and why does your brother sound just like my older cousins... they had me wrestling, playing football, beating up all the boys in the neighborhood... everything

and #1 put the icing on the cake... I have seen that video before but the way you set it up was classic!

soumynona said...

Reading rainbow is still the best show ever made and yes I will watch it before porn, cinemax(skinamax) and real sex HBO specials
btw, surely its no surprise why Eddy was found a few years later picking up a "male" prostitute in his car

There is no mention of kickball on your list which would instantly throw me back into adolescence

MsRoxy said...

Lmao @ #4 and the pic!, Good luck to that kid. Too bad the playground is burned down at this school. I'd so be on the swings right now.

Lmao@ #1 I was seriously thinking of being an ice cream woman on the side, people would still buy ice cream during a recession right?

Maaaan it's all about that Push Pop! Push a push pop. Push a push flavor push a push pop (so you can)
Save some for lateeeer!

(I'm tripping it's report card night parents aren't here and I want to gooooo home!)

Adei von K said...

I have scars on my knees from being pushed by the boys I was beating. I was supposed to be a track star too but I HATE running!!!!

Ring pops! LOVE THEM! Even now! and I only get the sour apple (emerald please!)!

Being a kid was so much easier :-)

flawsandall said...

*sigh* those good ole days

guerreiranigeriana said...

yes o!!...the memories...i was a sesame street, mr. rogers and fraggle rock kid...vaguely remember the reading rainbow...ring pops were divine!!...and i loved playing in the rain!!!!!...and yes, recess!!!...swings, the monkey bars, tetherball and lying in the grass talking about nothing and everything...oh to be young and carefree again!!...great nostalgic post!!...

Unknown said...

Ok if you are going put ring pops up there, you have to add "nowlaters" (now and laters)...those were the shit!

but you hit the nail on the head with the number 1...ICE CREAM!!! (c) Eddie

Nothing beats the ice cream man!

Desy said...

@diva- it's that kiss it to the kiss that alllllways gets me... to this day i do that (in my home anyway...lol)

@deja- singing: I can do anything, just take a look, it's in a book, it's reading rainbow

@doll-welcome... i still have a hard time with watchin that whole flick...and i'm supposedly grown...lol

@1man-lmao@ yeast infection... an evolution of the beat it jacket... i can only imagine if michael had worn something different in that vid

@rah-shut it up...lol... you can't blame me for ignoring you...also: see j's ring pop comment- i concur...lol

@j-NUUUUUUUUUUUMBER 10!!! if I was remotely sleepy, that portion of the show gets me up like eating coffee beans... SO energetic...lol

@1/3- wha? i'm am soooo with you on that... i heard it the other day and flew out my front door makin sure i had the appropriate 75cents req for the gum ball ice cream...lol

@eb- boys will be boys... always pushin girls like that's suppose to be fun...

@soumy- kickball... honestly we never played that in my elementary school... as i said, we were too busy hunchin... lol@Eddie's prostitute escapades

@rox- that pic (#4) tripped me out as well... i wish there was an after shot...

i can only imagine you as a ice cream lady: now you know that aint good for you... here go so steak instead and get some protein in your system...

@stace- the green ring pop equaling emerald... i'm clearly not eating the same ring pop as you...lmao; and i'm so ready to go back there...*lookin around for ticket*

@zephi- i know man... let's go back together...lol

@niga-oh shyt!!! mr rogers was my man!... 'won'tchu be my neighbor?'... hell yeah!...hahaha. you also were a catalist to this creation so thank you... i'm waitin for that documentary

@80- i've heard so many sexual comments that have slightly tainted the innocences of nowalatas that i can't equate it with my youth... but i definately remember munchin on those as well...

Desy said...

correction to diva- *kiss it to the sky*

Brittany said...

I don't know if I miss my childhood. I sure don't like paying bills but I don't know if I miss it.

James Tubman said...

i used to love to jump from the swings

my cusin could actually make it go all the way around lol

i was alwasy jealous because everybody could back flip but me

i'm still jealous


used to love reading rainbow too

chaka khan sung the song by the way

like lamar burton better in roots though

much stronger role lol

thanx again for the memories

Charles said...

This ish had me rollin. I almost fell out when I saw that readin rainbow pic. That was my jam.

lea78 said...

i still get exicited when i hear the ice cream man, hell last summer i chased his ass down b/c he hightailed it down my street before i could get my shoe on. in true big girl fashion i hopped in my car and followed the sound of his truck. ring pops are the jam, bologna sandwiches, reading rainbow, the letter people, sesame street, today's special. i kept my t.v. on pbs

Jinta said...

did play in the rain, especially football. the puddles served as little swimming pools back in my day in Lagos

loved delirious, one of murphy's best

dessex said...

yo the reading rainbow was my shit. My moms couldn't move me away from the tube and recess well we would use that time to throw tennis balls at the girls we liked lol. I miss being young, and I miss oakland.

Desy said...

@britt- well there's at least one thing that makes childhood good- no bills...lol

@james- i didn't know that chaka sang the theme... thanks for the factoid~ i agree with you about lamar...

@charles- hahaha... you feel me...

@lea-LMAO@ the drive to get some ice cream truck ice cream... determination...lol

@jinta- yeah, that was one of his best~ i'm still wonderin how he stood that long with those hot ass lights in that leather suit...lol

@dessex- :sigh: i know what chu me (well not about oakland- but about bein young...lol)