Sunday, May 18, 2008

A blog dialogue- The Reception...finale

Jersey, the stripper, fully tousled, wiping either side of her mouth, holding on to the tie of the one who followed... Rashan, who had a Kool Aid grin on his face zipping up his trousers. I couldn't help but burst out into a deep laughter at the expression that Cannon had on his face, pointing it out to Diva and 1/3 who began giggling as well. Cannon, looking over into our direction, saw our laughter and swiftly got up from his table and stormed out mumbling something along the likes of fuck [word] [word] [word] shit [word] [word] fuck [word] [word] [word] [word] FUCK!!!!

'Did that really just happen? A bootleg foursome?' Deja shakes her head and starts digging into her plate as I look over at Rashan whose gaze meets mine. He shrugs and looks away, gaze falling on the stripper as she licked her lips and smiled back.

The first dance begins to play and the crowd fell silent at the view of KB and -1- wrapped in each others arms whispering loving words to each other while intermittently looking into each others eyes.

'There is something to be said about real love,' 1/3 leans over and whispers to me. I nod in agreement.

'Yeh… and you know what I've come to find out… There aren't enough words out there, so maybe we shouldn't even bother.' I smile and she giggles and shrugs, showing her approval of my statement.

'Com'mon everybody! Let's get on the dance floor!' -1- shouts out at the conclusion of their first dance.

The music pumps and I can't help chair dancing and I look over to find Stace doing the same thing. I get up, rush over to her, and pull her out of her chair onto the dance floor. I kick my shoes off and dance as freely as possible, in respects to my very high slit that I didn't want exposing more than just my legs. The other bridesmaids are soon to follow, and a few of the other female guests.

'Ummmm, this is not a slumber party on display. You guys better get your asses out here'

Deja said looking directly at the groomsmen standing on the side of the stage, drinking and watching. When none budged, I, Diva, 1/3, and Deja walked over and pulled Don, One Man, Dessex, and Rashan onto the dance floor. Diva kept messing with Rashan since he wasn't really dancing, just kinda moving in a slight swaying action. 1/3 then took it upon herself to get the rest of the guests on the dance floor. Queen and Jinto were m.i.a, so I assumed Jintu decided that nibbling didn't fulfill him any longer, and wanted to have a full meal. Dessex smiled at the sight of his girlfriend stepping on the floor. Swag actually stepped on as well, and I went over to him and started whinin it up, hearing that deep throaty laugh in response.

'I didn't expect that from a virgin'

'Ahhh, well, there is a lot of things I do that aren't classified as 'virginal behavior' I said with a wicked smile

'Oh really,' the inquisitive tone his baritone voice took suggested he wanted elaboration. Instead, I just continued dancing.

KB nudged me to get my attention and directed my line of vision over to 1980 who was dancing with Roxy as Britt stayed sitting, her desire to leave deepening.

Hadassah was completely putting me to shame on the dance floor, looking like she had been doing it for years, grabbing the attention of some of guests that stood around her. Cannon moves into her space and starts to work out his moves, doing his best to impress her, oblivious to the fact that she was newly locked up with a beau and had no room for the one formerly known as adonis.

Deja and One Man shock the hell outta me because as I head back to the bar to get another drink, I see them there. One Man in full deep throat pursuit, hands roaming across Deja's classically curvaceous anatomy, pressing her up against the wall.

'They must be drunk' Lea slurs at me and I crack up

'Umhmmmm seems to be a theme here'

I see Soum sitting at his table, staring at KB and -1-

'Your face is saying a lot there Soum'

He sighs deeply and looks at me with soft brown eyes that express so much sadness, I couldn't really take meeting them.

'I just want to be endlessly happy, you know?... Have that woman that dresses better than me, sexes better than me, and most of all, loves me better than me. I thought that I had found it….' looking down at his hands, 'I mean, I really really did. But I guess not…' His voice trails off softly and I lean down to give him a forehead kiss and the drink that I had taken a small sip from. He downs it in one breath and looks up at me.

'Merci cherie…. Tu es très belle ce soir.'

I smile at the compliment.

'Well, everyone tries to be beautiful at weddings… and I'm just trying to keep up.'

'Don't do that.'

'Wha?

'Down play your beauty. You are beautiful…now go out there and put the hurtin back on Swag… ' I shake my head chuckling softly and get up from his table as Eb makes her way back to her seat next to him.

As the night wore on, more hook ups occurred. Diva later noted Jameil standing there with some unidentified guest, who seemed to have engaged every element of her mental, making her laugh from deep down after pushing her around the dance floor with ease earlier in the evening.

'Who is that?' Diva asks Stace

'Don't kno…' Stace responds shrugging and Diva goes back to her post dancing warm down.

Cannon had shifted from Hadassah, who made it abundantly clear that she was with someone, to Stace, who was just entertaining him in that grown woman way that made us bridesmaids giggle.

At this time, the brides decided it was time to go, and live out that first night while they still had energy. Everyone cheered and showered KB and -1- well wishes and sexual commentary as they walked out.

Diva decided to leave at this point, getting buzzed by her 'friend' who told her he was eager to see her in and out of her wedding attire.

Hadassah and Niga, Don, Dessex and his girlfriend are soon to follow.

1/3 and Charles were dancing slowing on the dance floor melting in their own world.

Near the bar, Lea was sitting on the floor as Sojourn did everything in his power to wake her, since it appeared she'd passed out at some point. Eventually, he carried her out, getting a hotel room for them for the night.

Eb and Soum left together… Eb had already changed out of her wedding dress, excited at the possibility of repairing their relationship on the honeymoon they were still planning to take. I give Soum a deep hug and pull back and search his eyes.

'If nothing else Soum, know that you are loved by me…beaucoup. Enjoy your time with her… It will show you something about your heart…and hers.' I gently touch his face and he closes his eyes against the tears and nods.

'Thank you again cherie.'

Rashan and Jersey leave together, although I see him checking his phone steadily as the night ends… He waves to me and Stace just before the door closes.

Cannon leaves…alone… as he makes plans to get online for some facebook mackin.

One Man and Deja had disappeared sometime throughout the night, assumption made: they finally sealed the deal, and One Man's right hand action was laid to rest.

Jameil and the mystery man were still standing outside on the deck, underneath the stars and moonlight, talking and laughing nonstop.

Stace, sitting next to me, leans and says

'I think my night is a wrap. My boyfriend is meeting me in a hotel room here, and I don't want to be completely exhausted when he gets here.' a suggestive note taken in her voice.

I nod in understanding and give her a hug goodnight.

Roxy and 1980 were at the restaurant bar having a late night snack, looking as though they didn't want the night to end. I had noted the small argument that had occurred earlier between 80 and Britt, and she had finally stormed off without him, but I hadn't gotten a chance to truly be nosy and find out what happen….

Swag moves up behind me

'You ready to go baby?'

'Oh, I'm baby now?'

'Well, of course… it's a few drinks later.' I feel his laughter against my back and I shake my head.

'Was that an insult?' a joking defensive note evident in my voice

'Nooo…. And you know that I'm not being serious at all…' leaning over and kissing me lightly on my shoulder.

'Ok, we can go if you want… I'll even let you tuck me in…' I laugh lightly

'I guess I have to settle for that…until I give you a reason to change the theme of your blog'

'Riiiiiiiiiight'

We leave with only a few guest left in the ballroom. What a night this was… But…we see a crowd outside, and people arguing and talking to policeman all over the place. As we get closer, we see Cannon handcuffed being placed in the backseat of a police car.

What a night….

19 comments:

who? said...

facebook mackin tho? wow, I'm kinda offended... and you certainly have to elaborate on why exactly I was arrested...

Desy said...

'The Magic of Facebook! It's like ordering pussy online. I bagged a few off there so far and I'm trying to keep up with the momentum...' (c)Canon Obama, 2008

anymore questions???...lol; we'll talk about it eventually... in a dialogue that will be written a long loooong time from now

who? said...

I'm actually thinking I should speak on that so as not to be taken as a complete nut... maybe later, though...

kit von b. said...

ordering pussy online? is that what it comes down to now? wow.

(no judgement)...

if this shit were a book i'd def support u des. needless to say, this shit was dope.

i think the reason this touches me so much is because someone (you) can see someone like me actually settling down and getting MARRIED. -1- is awesome.

i get into these weird ways of thinking that i'll never get married bc i'm the biggest bitch alive...so i won't be able to make anyone happy. next time i get into pitiful mode, i'll come back and read this post.

i know it sounds dumb but it means more then i can tell u.

-KB

Jazzy said...

lol...alllllllways an interesting read.

lmao @ the post dancing warm down...so me

lmao & wondering what "friend" you are talking about for me.

what happened to throwing the bouquet? I luv that part. I never want to participate, but it is HILARIOUS seeing women go to BATTLE for that damn thing!

Rashan Jamal said...

Ahhh stripper love. I'm glad you think so much of me. LOL

What is Cannon getting arrested for? Did he pick up an underage facebook friend?

Swag totally stole my line.. see the last posts comments.

*goingtowashthestripperoffofme*

Desy said...

@cannon- i don't kno if i'd say u're a nut, but u definately have alot to learn

@kb- there is no doubt in my mind that u will one day find that person that will see the real you
(thru all that bitch bravado) and show u every day why u are worthy of being called his wife...

@diva- with all those errors that were in this thing, u've gotta kno that i wrote that in one shot real quick...lol... so i didnt think about those traditional things... and haven't u been writing about a 'friend' recently?

@rashan- lmao @ the cannon comment... you're ridic... wash the stripper off huh? you need some help?...lol

Queen of My Castle said...

OMG!!! Is everyone gonna get sexed this night? LOL. Too funny/cute. As for facebook macking...that ish happens on a regular. It's hilarious, especially with all the 'poking' business. Me? Sneaking off for a quickie during a reception? Hmmmm...

Chris Ogunlowo said...

I'm lovin' this blog.

Hi

Charles said...

Hahahaha...your stories are a trip. Always an interesting read. And I'm mad Canon tried to get mad over a direct quote...

Hahahaha @ Rashan...underaged facebook friend...

swag_ambassador said...

'I guess I have to settle for that…until I give you a reason to change the theme of your blog'

I GOT GAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEE.. LOL

Jameil said...

pull her out of her chair onto the dance floor? you will NEVER have to do this w/stace! lol. we start parties for fun! i hope the stranger was a mexican chef! lololol.

dessex said...

damn cliff hangers...I love it tho

Adei von K said...

if i don't walk str-8 to the dance floor at a party, the music isn't bumpin yet!!

you know you have to finish this right? i think this was my favorite installment! i need to know abt canon and jameil's mystery man!

1/3 said...

awww I love how this ended.

LOL @ swag saying he has game. That was kinda a smooth line.

slow dancing is the greatest *giggles* lol

guerreiranigeriana said...

so you know you wrong for leaving us hanging like that right?...why was cannon in handcuffs and the back of the police car?...

dejanae said...

and that is precisely why i dont drink.lol

soumynona said...

Just getting back on the scene, had a few conferences to attend! Missed ya dear, and I do enjoy this ending, being the hopeless romantic that I am =>
I love how people really think this is real tho - you have won the favor of the people

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

I missed the party? I missed the party? DAAAANNNNNGGGGGG!!!! I gotta see what is wrong with my crackberry. I didn't get my invite!

Oh, wait... I don't have a crackberry. Nevamind...